KEEP CALM!

Waiting for College Admissions Decision Day!

Anxious nerdy youngster asking for help, by Kegfire
  1. No Bribing Allowed!
  2. If you do bribe an Admissions official or anyone in the college food chain, you can go to jail.
  3. Remember the Varsity Blues Case.
  4. Students MUST NOT be nasty to their parents!
  5. Parents should speak to their nervous kids to quell their respective anxiety!
  6. Parents should have a cocktail at dinner.
  7. Parents and students are NOT permitted to call or email admissions once the application is submitted!
  8. If there is a problem with the application, only the Guidance Counselor has the power to contact Admissions.
  9. Parents, do NOT act nervous!
  10. Keep expectations for acceptance to a top college low (real low).
  11. Unrealistic, high expectations make a rejection that much harder to swallow.

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A Forward Thinker. Humorist. Realist. Author of The Admissions Game, Application Cycle 2020–2021. A Very Former, Assistant District Attorney. gaytoday.blog

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A Forward Thinker. Humorist. Realist. Author of The Admissions Game, Application Cycle 2020–2021. A Very Former, Assistant District Attorney. gaytoday.blog