My fans have all been wondering… Where’s Gay?
You betcha! My youngest son just graduated from Duke University! I know, so proud of him! My husband and I are kvelling!
A wonderful COVID in-person graduation, that almost did not happen. First the graduation was ‘on’, then it was ‘cancelled’, then it was back ‘on’ again for students only.
Oh me, oh my! Can you imagine the uproar among students and parents? After surviving a rigorous four year Duke education, with a pandemic thrown in for good measure, how could you NOT invite two guests? …
The Dean of Undergraduate Admissions at all U.S. colleges are currently reviewing all Regular Decision applications for the admissions cycle 2020–2021. Good luck to all the desperate applicants!
Based on record numbers of Early Decision (ED) and Early Action (EA) applications at all top colleges, I am confident these same schools will be inundated with tens of thousands of Regular Decision applications for the class of 2025.
The bookies in Vegas have better odds for winning the next horse race, than for getting a student with a 4.0 GPA, perfect SAT scores and exceptional Extra Curricular Activities (EC’s) accepted to…
Well, it is that time of year again! Nervous and anxious high school seniors waiting to learn their college admissions fate!
Will it be Door #1: Accepted, Door #2: Rejected, or Door #3 Waitlisted?
Only the Dean Knows An Applicant’s College Destiny!
True! Only the Dean knows who will be accepted, rejected or waitlisted. The student’s academic future is in the hands of the almighty Dean of Undergraduate Admissions. Pray to the Dean!
Parents are Powerless in the College Admissions Process
1. Parents are not part of the college admissions process.
2. A parent cannot advocate on behalf of their…
An Open Letter to Parents of the Class of 2025
Oh yeah baby! It is that time of year! Elite US Colleges will begin to release their regular decision notifications to class of 2025 applicants this week.
Welcome to Gay’s World, where we have been there, done that when it comes to college admissions. We have experienced the incredible thrill of victory, and the agonizing agony of defeat.
We parents must come together as we await the fate of our beloved offspring, our cherubs, yes, our children. …
Hey Girlfriends! What is the good word these days? Did your genius get accepted to their #1 choice college?
Regular Decisions Rolling In
You betcha baby! Parents are learning which colleges accepted and rejected their offspring. As I reported in previous articles, there will be a record number of shattered egos this year. I am talking parents, not their kids.
It will be a real shiat show. I can’t even imagine. If junior does not get accepted to Harvard, what was the point of the years of groveling to get your kid accepted to an elite nursery school, paying private…
In Gay’s World, I have many, many Doctors, which addresses many, many ailments.
Oh… the woes.
Indeed. I am truly grateful I wake up in the morning after a good night’s sleep!
But wait! Did I utter the word sleep? I don’t know about you my girlfriends, but sleep is a tough commodity to come by these days.
I do NOT remember the last time I had a good night’s sleep. Fortunately, my memory has been failing me for years, so I forget every day why I am so tired.
Now I remember… I am freakin’ knocked down…
Hello my girlfriends! A shout out to all of us on this blessed Mother’s Day!
And so, what! Is Mother’s Day any different than a Tuesday?
Is Mother really celebrated?
Is Mother truly appreciated?
For the child who was potty trained at 2.5 years: Did you know that yo’ mama changed your shiatty/peepee diapers approximately 7,304 times? What about the stubborn child who refused to potty train until they were 4 years old, and had approximately 11,680 diapers changed?
Where is the love? Who makes me my coffee on Mother’s Day? Nespresso!
93rd Academy Awards Show
Honesty is the best policy. The Oscars sucked. A total disappointment.
Are you kidding me? I’m cryin’ Hollywood. Celebrating motion pictures at a train station? Will next year be at Penn Station in NYC?
I was going to throw my champagne glass at the tv. But Wait! Why waste good champagne? I needed to anesthetize myself! Also, if I broke the tv, which is always a possibility, would Costco take it back?
I did what any star would do: I had a mild temper tantrum and strutted out of the living room in my Jimmy Choo…
Red Hot Mama Ready
You ought to know me by now… that is not a photograph of me. My hair is a touch darker.
The diamonds are glistening! My hair is coiffed! My legs are shaved! Ready for the Oscars!
The moment we all have been waiting for… the Red Carpet. Well not everyone. Word on the street in Los Angeles is that television ratings will be shiat. Who picked the venue to be a train station? Not me!
Whatever! As you know, I have been practicing for weeks. It is a real biatch walking in 4-inch Jimmy Choo stilettos…
Red Hot Mama in the House
Girlfriends, this is what y’all call a grand entrance to Spago Beverly Hills for dinner.
Like OMG! Oscar weekend has arrived!
And no! That is not me in the photograph! I mean really, I do not have blonde hair…
You betcha baby! I’m pullin’ all the stops out to get a good table at Wolfgang’s House. What? Don’t you know Wolfgang Puck? Everybody knows him. I have seen him on TV! He IS Spago! Duh!
As I was sayin’… do you know how hard it is to get a table…