The Dean of Undergraduate Admissions at all U.S. colleges are currently reviewing all Regular Decision applications for the admissions cycle 2020–2021. Good luck to all the desperate applicants!
Based on record numbers of Early Decision (ED) and Early Action (EA) applications at all top colleges, I am confident these same schools will be inundated with tens of thousands of Regular Decision applications for the class of 2025.
The bookies in Vegas have better odds for winning the next horse race, than for getting a student with a 4.0 GPA, perfect SAT scores and exceptional Extra Curricular Activities (EC’s) accepted to…
Well, it is that time of year again! Nervous and anxious high school seniors waiting to learn their college admissions fate!
Will it be Door #1: Accepted, Door #2: Rejected, or Door #3 Waitlisted?
Only the Dean Knows An Applicant’s College Destiny!
True! Only the Dean knows who will be accepted, rejected or waitlisted. The student’s academic future is in the hands of the almighty Dean of Undergraduate Admissions. Pray to the Dean!
Parents are Powerless in the College Admissions Process
1. Parents are not part of the college admissions process.
2. A parent cannot advocate on behalf of their…
An Open Letter to Parents of the Class of 2025
Oh yeah baby! It is that time of year! Elite US Colleges will begin to release their regular decision notifications to class of 2025 applicants this week.
Welcome to Gay’s World, where we have been there, done that when it comes to college admissions. We have experienced the incredible thrill of victory, and the agonizing agony of defeat.
We parents must come together as we await the fate of our beloved offspring, our cherubs, yes, our children. …
Hey Girlfriends! What is the good word these days? Did your genius get accepted to their #1 choice college?
Regular Decisions Rolling In
You betcha baby! Parents are learning which colleges accepted and rejected their offspring. As I reported in previous articles, there will be a record number of shattered egos this year. I am talking parents, not their kids.
It will be a real shiat show. I can’t even imagine. If junior does not get accepted to Harvard, what was the point of the years of groveling to get your kid accepted to an elite nursery school, paying private…
My neighbor in the Hamptons wants to rent their house for the last two weeks of summer.
And oh, what a house! Before I start advertisin’ this property, I must issue a disclaimer: I am not a real estate broker.
Situated literally steps from the beach, recently flush with upgrades such as new toilets and a kitchen, this is the quintessential home to create new memories.
And… wait for it! Here is the kicker: the house comes with a Jewish Mama!
No other home in the Hamptons boasts this feature. Yes! You could rent a Hamptons summer home…
At the beginning of this summer, I hung up my shingle: Experienced Hot Mama at yo service! My motto: ‘Come to Mama’!
Wait a gosh darn second! I am not talkin’ about ‘those’ kinda services! Gross! How dare you think that way! I’m 57 years old — who even thinks about sex?
Baby Mama Again!
You betcha! My services were once again required for babysittin’ you fools!
I have one client, who apparently will be a repeat customer. Why not? The price is right. Free babysitting in the Hamptons during the summer! …
The Hamptons Summer of 2021 Part XIII
The Hamptons. As the sun sets to a perfect summer day, there is nothing better than taking a walk at the beach along the shoreline.
In truth, I believe the Hamptons beaches are truly magical. Indeed. Perhaps that is why people flock to the Hamptons like ants at a picnic. Sure! Peeps who flee the summer sweltering heat of NYC, the smell of roastin’ garbage, and boilin’ asphalt, crave the natural habitat of the hamptons.
Yes ma’m. The Hamptons are explodin’ with NYC peeps who want to be ‘one with nature’. They love…
Like Wow! My first luncheon in over 20 months!
You betcha baby! This event was liberating. No masks. Peeps vaccinated. What a wonderful opportunity to ‘mingle’ again. It was akin to a ‘Get Out of COVID Jail Free Card’.
Kudos to Tracy
Sistahs, y’all gotta give credit when credit is deserved. Tracy hosted this intimate soirée to join with Grazia Magazine USA to celebrate their recent publication “The Grazia Gazette: The Hamptons Volume II.
And I got invited!
I know! You are just dyin’ to know what the event was like!
Well, let’s set the scene.
East Hampton Point
It happened. I finally received my first invite to a luncheon this summer! In the Hamptons, no less!
An Emotional Moment
Girlfriends, can we talk?
My head is spinning. Now I am gettin’ a hot flash. Do I detect a little underarm perspiration?
I mean, really. This is big news! At least in my teeny tiny world. Someone actually wanted little ole’ me to attend their event. Can you believe it?
And between you and me, this is not your regular iced tea and salad lunch date.
You betcha baby! This is a Hamptons Luncheon, where attendees include a magazine…
Y’all may recall, a few weeks ago I wrote the article The Hamptons Empty Nesters.
My girlfriends, don’t ya know it that as soon as I dumped (oops! ‘dropped off’),the last kid at the Hampton Jitney bus stop, I partied like it was 1999! You betcha baby!
Did I hear a Pin Drop?
Our home was quiet. I heard the chorus of birds chirping the song ‘hallelujah empty house’, and the soothing sounds of the ocean waves breaking at the shore.
I achieved Nirvana.
Girlfriends, I celebrated with a Baccarat Crystal cocktail glass filled with perfectly chilled Tito’s vodka. …